Twitter Accounts



Little lines and such that @toffer didn’t give anywhere else to live — at least not yet.


I'm just a guy who has a burning hatred for libiots and presidential infidelity (inside the Oval Office). I love America, Texas, Trucks, G-d and spicy chili.


You might read these or listen to these tracks and think @kanyewest did them or had everything to do with them. You shouldn’t think that. WORDSTAR!


This one girl keeps coming in and I keep bringing her coffee. Her name is Demi, but I call these out instead of her name. My goal? A different type of eye roll.


Hello, this new millennium sucks. I’m a depressed teenager who can’t wait to graduate in 2005 and hopefully die when I’m 27 (2013-2014).