Hi-lighted are some of the porn related domains for sale that I think are funny or would like to own. Here are my comments, ideas, or reasonings for some of them.
Stroking.com - For the first time every on the internet Storking.com brings you the nastiest and filthiest stroke sex. That’s right these cerebrovascular accidents are hot and shouldn’t be legal but they are! You’ll see the entire thing, Like the FACE acronym for spotting strokers? We do too! You’ll see women sucking cock with a half dropped face and she’ll be sluring like a drunk salior trying to explain to his commander why he’s wearing lacy boy shorts!
Hugeassholes.com - A social networking site for dating. Hugeassholes.com will be a place to find that right guy to abuse you in a relationship.
Lactationnation.com - God damn, I love the fucking internet.
Chineseshemales.com - If you listen to my podcasts you know I have a lisp. I think I’d buy this domain just to say it a lot kind of like a tongue twister that could get people spittled on.
Adultpussy.com - adultpussy.com sister sites childrenpussy.com and preteenpussy.com haven’t done so well…
Chubby.com - Would be such a great web 2.0 domain.
Skinnybitches.com - I would so turn this into a weight loss site.
Goodporn.com - fuck that I want greatporn.com. No! I want theabsolutelymostperfectgoddamnpornyoulleversee.com
Jiggly.com - Another perfect web 2.0 domain.
Ilikebigtits.com - ilikebigtits.com and I can not lie when a domain walks by with a itty-bitty waist and a round thing in my face…
Pantiesforsale.com - I would so make so much money…
Privatesexvideo.com - Most ironic porno site name ever. Privatesexvideo.com only $19.99 a month! What do you get? Well nothing really, it’s a bit private we made it for ourselves you know?
Butthole.com - Butthole.com would be a site where you could log on and get the appropriate elementary-school-yard retort to any insult. E.g. someone calls you a cunt the proper elementary-school-yard would be, “poopy face, your face looks like I pooed you out my butt. It smells poopy from my butt. I wipe your face with toilet paper poopy face. Wipe you murder. Murder the poopy from your face. You wouldn’t have a face. You’d just be poopy shoulders then. I pooed your shoulders out my but. It smells poopy from my butt. “